Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits
emphasizing the ‘awwww’ in awkward.
THE OTP *heavy breathing*
taking those hetalia quizzes like
"what’s ur favorite food??"
hamBURGERS IM THE HEROOO
i prefer scones and tea
only ze finest baguettes~!
whatever i make is fine, aru
wurst und beer
PLEASE CHILL PEOPLE
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling